Brainjuice and her trusty MZ Moskito ...

This trusty MZ Moskito of mine has been through Hell and back with me ... I rode on this bike in the dead of night all the way from my first brother's home in Rawang to my mom's place in Wangsa Maju when I had my third psychotic episode ... Now, you must be wondering "How in the world is someone on a pyschotic break manage to ride a scooter all on her own in the dead of night?" My answer is simple: Allah guided me ... Then of course you're going to say "Well, you're hearing God, definitely you're in the middle of a pyschotic break" ... And I would say, "There are things that any unbeliever would never ever understand, and this thing that happened to me is just one of them." ... Btw, that KTM sticker was recommended by my second brother, who I love more than my first brother ...

I had the helmet case modified with white LED lighting 'coz the tail-light went bust and apparently, because MZ Motorrad- und Zweiradwerk is no longer in business, there are no spare parts for my scooter ... Great, just what I needed to know ... Anyway, one of the mechanics at the motor shop I go to jokingly said that I would be stopped by the police for using WHITE LED lighting as opposed to RED 'coz it would be too bright for drivers tailing me ... I dare the police to stop me and I dare stupid Malaysian drivers to tailgate me! ...

My second brother and I had issues when we tried too change ownership of the bike at the JPJ (DMV to you) ... Apparently, the insurance he took out on the scooter was third party ... I don't know what the hell that means, but basically it means that I cannot claim any damages but ppl who bumped into my bike while I was on it can ... Yeah, it sounds stupid but I think that was what the whole hullabaloo was all about when we tried to change ownership and renew the road tax for the bike ... Anyway, now my trusty MZ Moskito is now under my name and I am proud to own an original German engineering piece of beauty ... Another story I wanna share is the one where I sent the bike to be serviced at the shop I go to and the mechanic asked whether I wanted to change the plug ... I was wondering, "What plug? I didn't know bikes had plugs" ...The Chinese mechanic gave me a funny look and asked "You dunno plug ah?" ... I asked again, "WHAT PLUG?!" and then in a much lower tone, I said, "Never mind lah, you just change the plug lah" ... And then, after the mechanic changed the plug, I had a look at what it was he meant - Sparkplug ... DUH! ...